You Bloody B*tch, You!!

[Phynix]

Bloody Bess: A Tale of Piracy and Revenge BackStage Theatre Company in association with the Department of Cultural Affairs

Conceived by Stuart Gordon and written by William J Norris and John Ostrander Chicago Tribune says "...director Geoff Coates...and his gang of scurvy knaves and knavettes kick up a storm in the Storefront space-and provide an exciting alternative to politer (and pricier) downtown fare." "...for those who prefer their summer action practically in their laps, it's hard to imagine a more satisfying night of theater." Centerstage Chicago "'Bloody Bess' offers light-hearted fun and over-the-top drama for those who enjoy live-action piracy." Chicago Reader "Sometimes playful and sometimes gripping, Bloody Bess combines brains with brawn-it's exciting enough to make even the most jaded viewer go 'Arrrr!' " Contains violence and strong language Storefront Theatre 66 E. Randolph St. Now running Thursday-Saturdays at 7:30pm, Sundays at 3pm For tickets, Call 312-742-TIXS (8497) Tickets: $20 Sign-Interpreted Performance Sunday, June 29! Eaton (Scott Graham) and Bloody Bess (Eva Swan) do battle on the deck of the God's Love. Photo by Johnny Knight Photography "It's 'Kill Bill' on the high seas, and it's a blast." ~Kerry Reid, Chicago Tribune "Kudos to Geoff Coates and Dave Skvarla for their breathtaking fight choreography." ~Bill Williams, Chicago Reader Featuring Eva Swan, Stephanie Repin, David Skvarla, Greg Issac, Ron Kuzava, Scott Graham, Chris Walsh, Adam Hinkle, Warren Phynix Johnson, Ed Nishioka, Matthias Maloff, Jonathan Kurtycz, Ryan Zarecki "Eva Swan buries herself completely in Bess's unquenchable rage, hatred, and lust for revenge... " Chicago Reader "Theatre Thursday" event June 19! Enjoy the show, followed by hors'doevres from Kitsch'n on Roscoe, a "BackStage" tour, and a talk-back and fight demonstration with the cast and Artistic Director, Jason Kae. Call the box office (312-742-8497) and mention "Theatre Thursday" for tickets to this behind-the-scenes evening. www.backstagetheatrecompany.org 'This stunt-filled adventure is fun.'~ChicagoCritic.com

[Telfer]

Chris Walsh is in this show. He is one of the best fight choreographers in town, director of my plays, and the man who officiated my wedding. He's a badass, and a badass with a sword at that. This show will be awesome- go see the fuck out of it.

[Phynix]

Chris Walsh is an amazing actor and stage fighter, he's great with recovery, onetime falling completely on his ass in some fake blood then..back to his feet not missing a single move(and this aint esactly snail fighting either). He's also very safe with the sword fights, the last time he cut me...it was my fault. I posted some pictures he took, that I should've put up here. But instead I'll post this, http://www.timeout.com/chicago/articles/theater/33591/bloody-bess

[Phynix]

Bloody Bess isn't just one f*ck of a swashbuckling show, co-written by the guy who's written the latest Star Wars comic book series (John Ostrander), but it's also a tool for unity. Don't believe me...ask the dueling critics...who had no need for rapiers(get it...cause they duel? I know...Warren aint worth a sh*t) when we were swinging the sharp objects. http://www.chicagopublicradio.org/Content.aspx?audioID=26192 Give it a listen...on the public radio tip.

-Warren Phynix Johnson

[Phynix]

I did some Bess chatter on my homey John Iwanski's internet radio show, toward the end of the program http://www.iwanskiwinter.com/ on either July 10th or 5th..I honestly don't remember..cause my brain cells have taken off for the summer/the rest of my life (Warren's a chode pop!). But, see what John had to say about Bess...and myself. Only 2 WEEKS LEFT!! See for yourflippingphuckingself what the media has been feeling more than Michaeal Jackson did his Biggims pron mags!! Bloody Bess, get your blood on before it's too late.

I'm Warren Phynix Johnson and Barack Obama did not approve this post...but one of his voters did (and I'm speaking of my muthaphuckin self!!)

[Phynix]

THIS IS THE FINAL WEEK OF BLOODY BESS, AND I CAN'T WAIT TO CUT MY FUCKING HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! For those of you who missed it, don't worry, I have the feeling that some shit stain will post pictures and or video of it...because I have no class, I bootleg my own work.

W.Phynix J.