Retard School

[Weiner]

Dear Nerds,

Yes, it's finally happening. RETARD SCHOOL - two man improv starring Sam Locke and Sam Weiner.

Here are some words that describe Retard School tonight at 8 at the Interesting Theater in Uptown:

- loud
- totally off-the-cuff
- dangerous
- dangerous
- in your face
- action-packed
- shut up

If you see Retard School tonight, you will either get pussy, gauranteed, or turn gay.

Here are some reasons to keep reading this internet post:

- you're gay

Finally, the greatest idea in improv since Babe Ruth invented the sweep edit has come to terrible life. Feel free to shoot rubber bullets at Sam Locke or myself during the show, since neither of us can feel pain.

Also, this show will only be fifteen minutes long to ensure that female audience members don't become pregnant from laughing too much.

[Rich]

Sam - quit performing immediately and devote yourself entirely to show marketing.

[Gilley]

It's like someone made a show plug out of a book of Mad Libs half-completed by Tony Mendoza.

[Peyton]

Even in cyber space the Mendoza-Weiner comparisons are made. Tony cast a long shadow young Weiner.

I know the feeling well. I am constantly compared to iO's Jason Chin.

[Rich]

Always unfavorably I'd have to guess