Dignity Waits - Only 3 Shows Left

[Schoolyj]

Tonight is your pre-penultimate chance to see my show Dignity Waits at the Playground.

There's still time to get in on the ground floor of this exciting new opportunity. Our research shows that the watching of one person shows will rise 1000 % over the next decade. Don't be left behind!

Diginity Waits - Jamie Buell
Directed by Thea Lux
8PM Mondays @ The Playground

[lux]

Saying that I directed this will not get people to come see your show.

But this is a good show that I directed.

[Schoolyj]

Retraction - Thea did not direct this show.

She has visited my house on three ocassions while I was working on it.

Once she watched "Never Been Kissed" on OnDemand and cried alot.

Once she used the bathroom and complained about the cheap toilet paper. (BTW - Thea, the incense cone was not a party favor, you're supposed to light it, not slip it in your messenger bag.)

Once she arrived drunk, peed on the ficus and stuck a crayon in my cat's butt.

Dignity Waits is dedicated to Thea Lux.

[lux]

That ficus plant looked at me funny and deserved every pee I pissed out.

Plus, you agreed with me that "Cat Butt" would be an excellent addition to Crayola's color wheel.

You can take your show and shove it, Jamie Buell. And by "shove it," I mean have a good show tonight.