Was anyone at iO Last night?! [Archive]

HKREMER

05-17-2007, 04:37 PM

it was the strangest show i had ever seen. Andy St. Clair got real mad at noah and kinda yelled at him...and walked off during a scene. he grabbed a beer and it was just a cluster. Than Jordan Klepper pretty much saved the show after like 15 min of andy being upset publicly at noah.

in the end it was pretty good and they managed to put 10-15 min of good scenes in there...and was hilarious....but wow, i have only been here for a year...i have never seen anything like that take place during a show. It was weird...hard to describe properly.

POPS

05-17-2007, 06:10 PM

it's all because Andy heard from Katie the waitress that Crago said he heard from Katie on Carl n' The Passions, not Katie the waitress, that Grondy was in town and he wanted to play golf with TJ, Andy, Jordan the next day. Noah was apparently upset about not being invited cuz he was talking to Jady about it, who also talked to Katie, waitress Katie, not Carl n' The Passions Katie, and somehow it got back to Andy and he was just upset cuz he didn't hear it from Noah first.

Gass

05-17-2007, 07:13 PM

...I guess it's pretty serious

Biddle

05-17-2007, 08:59 PM

Are we labeling this a "Debacle" or an "Imbroglio"?

Just curious.

COB

greenbean

05-18-2007, 05:54 PM

I don't have the slightest idea what prompted it beforehand, but it was crazy. It started about puns in all the scenes. We didn't know if he was serious or not. Somehow it was still funny though.

Omega

05-18-2007, 06:17 PM

If nothing else I love this because it left people in a much different state of mind than when they normally leave an improv show. I don't know if it was a work or a shoot, but if it was a work I say more power to the passions. I'd love to see more shows like that that just f with the audiences head. If it was a shoot, well, I dunno. Part of me says I love it, part of me feels bad for those involved.

illades

05-23-2007, 09:06 PM

I heard Andy and Noah actually aren't talking to each other now.

It's really tense.

Miss Mason

05-23-2007, 09:32 PM

I heard Andy and Noah actually aren't talking to each other now.

It's really tense.

I'm gonna put your bra in the freezer.

Shotts

05-23-2007, 09:34 PM

I heard this, too.

I also heard that C&TP might have to remove some people from the team if they can't work it out. Ugh. And that people are taking sides.

Apparently, Charna's really upset about all of it. I heard she was on the phone yelling at Andy and accidentally rammed her car into a bus.

This is crazy.

stonelake

05-23-2007, 09:48 PM

I heard from Kitty Palmwhisper that Shotts is pushing the "remove some people" angle because he's up for one of the free slots.

Then he's gonna rename the team "Shotts and the Shotts", and get rid of everyone else, and just go up onstage every wednesday at 9PM and drink a gallon of tequila and masturbate furiously.

I can see it now... "Did you see what happened at IO last night?"

Shotts

05-23-2007, 09:53 PM

Fucking Kitty. Oh well. Now that it's out of the bag, we should move this thread to the Corkboard.

How would you like to work on the poster, Stoney? I thought of this tagline:

"Tired of watching improvisers jerk off on stage? Well, get ready to be exhausted. Shotts and the Shotts. Wednesday nights at iO after JRB."

stonelake

05-23-2007, 10:16 PM

I was trying to stop you, not promote you, you maniac.

Shotts

05-23-2007, 10:22 PM

Yeah, I'm a maniac. A one-man improv maniac.

Shotts and the "Shotts"
Wednesday nights at iO after JRB

"I laughed until I came. And then he did." --TimeOut Magazine

$10 "wad"ded-up and "tossed" onstage donation "appreciated".

stonelake

05-23-2007, 10:25 PM

Well, looks like I'm on the losing side of this one.

:: drops pants, chugs tequila ::

illades

05-23-2007, 10:26 PM

Is this a bit, you two?

This is really uncomfortable.

Shotts

05-23-2007, 10:28 PM

Shotts and the "Shotts"
Wednesday nights at iO after JRB

"I laughed until I came. And then he did." --TimeOut Magazine
"Well, looks like I'm on the losing side of this one." --Patrick Stonelake
"Nobody likes me and I'm going to show you why in next post." --Ed Illades

$10 "wad"ded-up and "tossed" onstage donation "appreciated".

illades

05-23-2007, 10:35 PM

What the fuck, Shotts?

Are you trying to burn bridges?

You're just being rude. I'm going to write a letter to the Harold Commission and have you removed from the schedule altogether.

Shotts

05-23-2007, 10:43 PM

(puts feet up on desk; lights improv cigar)

Ahhh, bad publicity. I'm so happy you don't exist.

ladym

05-23-2007, 11:02 PM

Also: stonelake...
I thought I was the maniac,
now I see you just call all the girls this...
harumph.

mulhern

05-23-2007, 11:11 PM

C'mon guys, I heard Andy stabbed Knoah.
This is off the chain.

Shotts

05-23-2007, 11:19 PM

I heard Andy stabbed Knoah.
Yeah, he did ... with my erect penis covered in tequila.

Shotts and the "Shotts"
Wednesday nights at iO after JRB

stonelake

05-24-2007, 12:41 AM

Moll Flanders:

Shotts is merely "a maniac".

You are the maniac.

Miss Mason

05-24-2007, 06:30 PM

You are all cut from your teams.

Chip

05-24-2007, 06:43 PM

Sweet, I call Kitty's spot!

rdolan

05-24-2007, 06:44 PM

Shotts, where did you get your desk? I'm in the market for a new one.

stonelake

05-24-2007, 09:28 PM

You are all cut

Shotts, you need a "producer"? Let's take this thing to the Apollo. I think you're onto something.

By the way, if you had actually seen the show you would know that Shotts, for one, is not cut.

Shotts

05-24-2007, 09:48 PM

Patrick,

Mason's seen my dick. Up close.

--Shotts

stonelake

05-24-2007, 10:03 PM

Oh boy. I guess I'm really cut now.

Hendo

05-24-2007, 10:06 PM

Patrick,

Mason's seen my dick. Up close.

--Shotts

Was that the time she had to help you get your dick out of the soap dispenser?

Shotts

05-24-2007, 10:16 PM

Miss Mason

05-24-2007, 10:28 PM

I know you're doing a bit, Hendo ... but the ironic truth is that Mason calls a certain part of her girl anatomy "The Soap Dispenser". Seriously.

"Oooo, those fingers look dirty," she'll say.

She's crazy.

Sigh... cut means circumcised. Shotts is both. Hendo, you should know that.

Leave my crazy puss parts out of this.

Seriously are Noah and Andy cool now? I heard they haven't slept together for days.

POPS

05-25-2007, 12:15 AM

Miss Mason

05-25-2007, 10:10 PM

With "soapy" fingers.

Manley

05-31-2007, 07:45 PM

This thread makes me feel dirty.

Reading it has made my eyes dirty. In fact, my whole face is dirty right now.

If only there was a way to get soap all over my face....