Assistant to Mr. Othy

[Othy]

OINK! - Chicago's Premiere Comedy Variety Show™

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will soon be holding auditions for the position of "Assistant to Mr. Othy." She will be Othy's assistant in sketches that are real and reals that are sketches... and now, a couple of requirements:

- must not be funnier than Othy
- must be between the ages of 18 and 30
- some improv/sketch experienced preferred (but not required)
- must be available to act as/be an assistant to Mr. Othy on Wednesdays between 7p-12a
- possible compensation package provided

***Get those headshots/resumes ready ladies and stay tuned for details!

[Nick]

I'd like to suggest you turn this into an 8 week show called I Wanna Work For Othy.

[SNSTR.Wordsmith]

Do you have a projector? Because I suggest a video segment called "Othy's Casting Couch," where you interview the hopefuls and perhaps get/give a few massages.

[proxy]

whatever, haters. I'm winning this role.

[Othy]

This is 100% legit... seriously. The details are being hammered out.

[Harlequin]

^^ Good one, sir! Ha!

[Nick]

This process needs to be fully explored on stage or screen.

[Othy]

Nick, I assure you this is going to be... THIS IS NOT A BIT!

What does everyone else have against getting more women great sketch roles?!

[Othy]

We are looking to add a female cast member to OINK!, Chicago's Premiere Comedy Variety Show™ Her primary role will be playing Othy's Assistant on the show, but will also be able to contribute to the writing and work shopping of sketches, and will be playing other roles as her character.

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Auditions will most likely be on a Sunday afternoon.

[Alderman]

Must not be funnier than Mr. Othy?

You're really narrowing the field.

[Othy]

Must not be funnier than Mr. Othy?

You're really narrowing the field.

Um, its meta...

[Alderman]

Um, its meta...

Sigh. Never mind.