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Phynix
06-24-2008, 08:39 PM
NEW NIGHT, NEW TIME, SAME FREE ON DAT A*S!!! Last Wednsday over a hundred people jam packed Comedy Sportz to get their free...it looked like the line for goverment cheese back in the day(that's when it was deliscious, aint nothing like a goverment grilled cheese sandwich!!); it was absolutely beautiful. Battleprov lights dat ass up at 9pm, but other shows start at 8pm with Rec League and after Battleprov is the 10pm open mic set...wich I got busy in for a hot lil taste.

But on some real live shit, I'm dumb excited about this weeks, Battleprov (FREE ON DAT ASS) show, because it marks my return to the land of pyuin-pyuin,(i.e., it's my first night back)!!! Since having to split for rehersals for Bloody Bess: A Tale of Piracy Of Reveng (and now the show is running til the 20th of July, swashbuckle a muhthahfuckle). Now I'm back with my beloved Battleprov click. Last time I was on that stage....I almost pissed it in the name of showmanship (real talk/true story...more on that in the My Own Terms episode/blog entry about Battleprov, "The Legend Of Pyuin-Pyuin"). Who knows what's gonna pop off this time? Nobody, cause it's improv bizzlediznitches!!

This weeks Battleprov click ride out like dis...
Tom "Improv's Baby Jack Nicholson" Dean
Kevin "I aint serving a damn thang that night, except hot fire!" Pomeroy
Lucia "You aint see me, til I fucked you up" Bonifazi
Sean "I did it, proud I did it, and enroute to do it again" Ellis
Nate "Go ahead and laugh your thorax out" Parks
Adam "You won't like me when I'm drunk&naked" Conllon
and,
Warren "I'm a f*cking pirate in real life/Pyuin-pyuin, I'm back like rejuvinated film franchises to the Comedy Sportz stage and I better not f*cking suck, cause it's very possible, Have you seen the new Indiana Jones movie? Phynix Johnson

Battleprov, the only improv show in Chicago that aint afraid to cross the line from "funny" to, "damn did they just do that? Who's in charge here?" land.

Pyuin-pyuin, respectively.

Phynix
06-25-2008, 08:03 PM
FREE, it turns me on, no matter where it is. You wanna get turned on? Let me put this free on your leg.