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Peyton
06-19-2008, 07:21 PM
Will be in "The Perfect Wave" tonight! Come laugh at all the jokes and summer themed rock songs at the Annoyance. Tonight at 8 pm. It will be held upstairs in the Rich Sohn Theater.
JRC
06-19-2008, 07:43 PM
Deep Schwa, iO's longest running team (10+years), has been proud and honored to have Colleen Murray as a member for the past 5 years.
Peyton
06-19-2008, 08:12 PM
Who's Colleen Murray?
Rich
06-19-2008, 08:15 PM
Colleen Murray is really funny. For a while now, she has been pulling off the absolutely brilliant practical joke of pretending to date Andrew Peyton.
POB
06-19-2008, 08:24 PM
And pretending to be on Deep Schwa. She's always been on the reck. And our coach (her husband Andrew) can confirm.
Steev
06-19-2008, 08:28 PM
Hmm. Now I've been on The Reckoning for many years, and I'm pretty sure Colleen Murray is not on the team. At least she hasn't been to any rehearsals that I've been to.
rene
06-19-2008, 08:34 PM
She's definitely not doing shows at iO. That's my theater, and I know all that goes on there.
Nick
06-19-2008, 08:43 PM
Is she gonna have to go back to her real last name after she's done slamming and divorcing Bill?
Forsythe
06-19-2008, 09:12 PM
All of these points are moot because she just got hired to be a writer on Andy Dick's new MTV game show "Andy's Dick's Pool Party."
Sri_Casimir
06-19-2008, 09:22 PM
All I know is three weeks ago she was supposed to show up and watch my baby sister.

Where were you Colleen "Hollywood" Murray?

It was the worst Senior Prom ever.
Ldub
06-19-2008, 09:43 PM
There's no way she's on the Reckoning because Jet, Holly and Pat O'Brien are all my best friends. We're like totally bff's forever. And she's never at rehearsal for the Reckoning, the team at iO, that I'm on. I'm on the Reckoning. And Colleen isn't. She's on Deep Schwa, another team I'm on. Kinda like Brian Jack. I know Brian Jack too. He said hi to me once.
Tabs
06-19-2008, 09:45 PM
I am Colleen Murray. Everything about me in this thread is true.
AnneKatherine
06-19-2008, 10:32 PM
I hear she eats only oatmeal rasin cookies and lost her virginity to Johnny Cash
conneromalley
06-19-2008, 11:09 PM
Look JRC is right. Group games come from openings not scenes.
alfredoroberts
06-19-2008, 11:27 PM
Congratulations on posting the worst bits of all time!
Rich
06-19-2008, 11:54 PM
I don't know if there the worst ever...

Jim Woods? That dude from Casino? Keeping with the casino theme, I'm all in!
alfredoroberts
06-20-2008, 12:25 AM
"they're" you stinkin rat
Chris
06-20-2008, 01:23 AM
Bad News, Andy Dick's Pool Party has just been canceled.
Leslieface
06-20-2008, 01:58 AM
There's no way she's on the Reckoning because Jet, Holly and Pat O'Brien are all my best friends. We're like totally bff's forever. And she's never at rehearsal for the Reckoning, the team at iO, that I'm on. I'm on the Reckoning. And Colleen isn't. She's on Deep Schwa, another team I'm on. Kinda like Brian Jack. I know Brian Jack too. He said hi to me once.

Me too. Of course you know that cause we are all BFF's And i'm always around all of you all the time and we laugh and laugh. And laugh so hard at each other because we are so much friends with each other.

oh how we laugh. So much. SO much!!!
langen
06-20-2008, 02:14 AM
The Reckoning just broke up.
tpatocka
06-20-2008, 04:05 PM
i didn't read any of this
Forsythe
06-20-2008, 05:14 PM
i didn't read any of this

Neither does Colleen. She's doesn't know how to read... but that didn't stop her from putting out a book about improv. It's out now at the Bookmark, my favorite Edgewater mom&pop bookstore - which is the only place carrying the book, which is titled "101 Sure Fire Walk-Ons."
Rich
06-20-2008, 10:32 PM
that didn't stop her from putting out a book... titled "101 Sure Fire Walk-Ons."

Her #1 walk- on is Andrew Peyton