"MY OWN TERMS":Premiers!!!!

[Phynix]

"My Own Terms" is something like a full body condom...dangerously invigerating!! It feels good to be back on the blogsphere, in an arena where I'm free to spit however I feel, and my mouth is juicy with metaphoric saliva, sending real life druel dribbling on my chinny-chin; so much so that my fake lisp is lasping.

Now peep game.

In the series premier of "My Own Terms", I make the mistake that every human makes...I get horny...with someone I have no business getting that way with, in "Crazy In Lust". In my defense, she wanted some me in her life as well, and in her defense; she made it very clear early on..that she had a f*cking mental problem. Once again, I find myself enwrapped in foolery, thanks to my affiliation with the improv community...and my own utter intentional quirkyness (aka, I'm f*cking stupid!!!)

Now please...GO TELL CHARNA, these are "My Own Terms". :eek:

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P.S. How was Bloody Bess opening weekend you ask? It went a lil something like this, http://www.chicagocritic.com/html/bloody_bess.html (http://www.chicagocritic.com/html/bloody_bess.html)

[Phynix]

When being a summer time action adventure hero in the 1600s, I find one should own a good weapon; I have what I've affectionately revered to as my African stabbing stick. Peep it here, http://www.flickr.com/photos/christophermwalsh/sets/72157605044416901/ (http://www.flickr.com/photos/christophermwalsh/sets/72157605044416901/)

WARNING: Not as effective in unchoreagraphed(definite mispell) fights.By the way, if you run out of toilet paper today, pick up a copy of the Reader where Bloody Bess is mentioned on the front page. Using our review in this manner is actually a gesture of friendship in pirate tradition...thanks for keeping us close.

[Phynix]

I'd like to apologize to everyone who was offended by the premier of, "My Own Terms" and as well as apologize for everything that I aint posted yet......cause much like the women I date...things are only gonna get crazier...in ways you'd never imagine. Be prepared.

CAN YOU HEAR ME KNOCKING?