Messing with Jon DeWalt* TONITE @ ANNOYANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

[mendoza]

*Here's what happened to me this morning:

I was at Walmart shopping for dream catchers when I saw improv's Jon DeWalt. He was pushing a stroller.

I said hello and told him I was looking forward to his set tonight with Susan Messing at The Annoyance. Here's what he said:

"Fuck improv and fuck you, Tony Mendoza. Improv is for towel boys and stumpy Hollywood extras. You are like improv and improv sucks. If you wanna do Messing with a Friend tonight at 10:30 at the Annoyance so bad, then why don't you just do it. Go ahead, waste your life playing pretend or make believe. I've got a child to raise! Fuck you!"

I was crushed. It was like September 11th and the Virginia Tech massacre had a baby, and Andrew Cunanan delivered it and handed it to Squeaky Fromme, and Oliver Stone got all the facts wrong.

Despite my grief I have chosen to be professional, put on my lucky funny pants, and take Jon's place tonight, if only to save improv.

Messing with a Friend
with last minute replacement Tony Mendoza
Tonight at 10:30pm
The Annoyance
484o N Broadway
Only $5

"Fuck you"
-Jon DeWalt
2006-2007

[Omega]

Aw man, no shit. See, I was all ready to do Messing With a Friend a few weeks back too, but DeWalt got wind of it and the whole "death to improv and improvisers" thing went through his head and he broke both my legs and put a big cut in my back with a deer hunting knife. Needless to say I couldn't make the show, he had me locked in this weird warehouse facility, and he told me if he was ever asked to do it he'd take a shit all over the offer. Man, full circle, I never thought he'd get asked.

[DeWalt]

All I'm saying is that it's fucking stupid and fruitless. So is posting on message boards that only real life losers spend their time on in the day, when they should be busy getting money and fame and other possesions associated with it.

Look Mendoza, how much $$$ you raking in tonight doing that set? Exactly bro. Meanwhile Im cruising on yachts and fathering tons of babies with the income of my online videos.

Plus I shop at Walgreens now, as you know. Climb the ladder.

Do good callbacks.

[kenziecondon]

I would fly back to Chicago to see Messing with Dewalt