Audition: Impress These Apes 2!

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! Productions will be holding auditions for its live talent competition, Impress These Apes!

Auditions will be in 10-minute slots on Saturday and Sunday, June 16-17, between 12pm and 4pm. You will be asked to perform the talent of your choice in your audition slot. Anything you want! To sign up for your slot, please email a headshot and resume along with your preferred time slot to info@.com.

For more information about Impress These Apes, visit the web site from the first run, http://www.impresstheseapes.com.

Impress These Apes 2 will run in the Del Close Theater on Thursday nights at 8pm in August and September.

[Admin]

Auditions are still over a month away, but they're filling up quickly! If you're interested in auditioning for Impress These Apes 2, send a headshot, resume, and preferred time slot to info@.com.

Scattered auditions are available between 12pm and 4pm on Saturday and Sunday, 6/16 and 6/17.

At your audition, you'll be asked to perform a few minutes of any talent!

Impress These Apes is an 8-week talent competition. We're looking for people who are ready for this 8-week creativity boot camp! Even if you don't walk away with the prize, you'll walk away with 8 new performance pieces under your belt.

Impress These Apes will run on Thursday nights in August and September at the IO's Del Close Theater.

[hannahloulou]

Hopefully, Ill catch you here--I kept screwing up my emails to you bc Im also watching Gladiator...check your pms box

[Carr]

If you don't audition for this, you are letting both yourself and all of humanity down.

This is seriously one of the best things I've been involved with since coming to Chicago.

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Erin

[Admin]

A few slots remain! Use your talent power to fuel a time machine and send three hyper-intelligent apes back to the future!

[tomclear]

erin, if you are going to sing,
i hope you will allow me "A Moment of Pride,"
and let me accompany you on some nearby
harmonium.
tom clear

[Admin]

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YAWN. These eight people are so last season.

Wanted: EIGHT NEW ROCK STARS!

We have 3 audition slots remaining on Saturday, 6/16, and 11 audition slots remaining on Sunday, 6/17!

Email your headshot and resume to info@.com if you're interested in giving your creative muscles an 8-week workout for CASH and PRIZES!

[Juan]

Hmmm maybe I should audition and give it a new favor.;)
But either way I bet the new guys will be awesome as the last guys proceeds them.

[Admin]

Last season's winner walked away with $200 cash, a bag full of insane prizes, and an interview/article in Time Out Chicago!

This time we promise BIGGER prizes! Whoopy!

Just a few slots left... last call! If you want in, email your headshot/resume to info@.com!

[Justin]

second best show in Chicago. best show? Wicked.

[Crescent]

Seriously. If I musterd (mustard...hahahah) up the guts to do this anyone can. And I even lost and it was still an amazing experience.

[Telfer]

90% of the improv community is coming to audition. Don't be a part of the foolish 10%! This is going to blow your mind.

[Admin]

I think your #'s are a little off there, Dan.

But hey, here's a picture of last season's winner, Jamie Buell, decked out with his grab bag of groovy prizes!

http://www.steev.org/junk/GroovyPrizes.JPG

[Telfer]

No Steve, I did the math, there's only 50 improvisers in chicago and 90% of them are auditioning.

[Crescent]

Steev i did some math too and it equals that your picture is too small.

[Hendo]

Seriously. If I musterd (mustard...hahahah) up the guts to do this anyone can.

When it was all over, did you "ketchup" on your sleep?

[Admin]

That's a good point, Mark Henderson.

So you see, with precious few audition slots remaining, and only two weeks until they happen, now is a GREAT time to sign up!

Our eight contestants will be promoted like rock starts for the duration of this run. Their videos and faces will be seen by millions and billions of people across the Internetosphere! And at the end, someone will walk away with a prize package to end all prize packages.

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