Happy Birthday Jason Shotts!

[Manley]

It was friday.


Get on the Happy Birthday Shotts bus.

You complete me.

[POPS]

even though you never post in my threads. I know you are looking down from above with approval. Happy Birthday.

everything I do, I do it for you-
POPS

[Biddle]

Celebrating another year of the excellence that you've come to expect from the name, Shotts!

Shotts; The Name You Trust!

Happy Birthday, man!
COB

[BenSeeder]

"License and Registration Please.....

Mmm Hmmm. Mmmm hmmm.

So how many Michelobe Lights have you guys had tonight?"

[Gina Little]

Happy Birthday, Shotts!

[stonelake]

You realize that you're all playing into his evil, evil hands, right? First it's happy birthday, then a "secret secial party" at an address you don't recognize, and before you know it you're wearing an ill-fitting purple jumpsuit and guarding an underground shark tank.

I have henched for the man, believe me. Lucky I made it out.

[PatTracy]

Happy birthday, Shotts. You're an animal.

Pat

[Run]

Happybelatedbdayshottsy

-Jonesy

[illades]

Jason. Happy Birthday. You're such a dick, but I love you.

Which obviously means that I love dick.

Well, I guess I should start accepting that.

[rachelblewis]

Dear Jason Shotts,

Happy Birthday, my dear friend. Each day I board the el to work, I desperately hope to see you in my car, for if I do, I know that it will be a good day. Because you will be hungover and look like crap, and I will feel that much better about myself.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

-R

[bagnall]

happy birthday shotts!
i am secretly passing you a bottle of vodka in the back row...ssssh.
you are hilarious and awesome.

[Miss Mason]

Love you. You're fired.

[littlemo]

Happy Birthday!
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[ghostbar77]

Hey dude happy birthday dude. I hope that you had a good time man.

[bill binkley]

Shotts, you showed me the way to the improv greatness I will someday bestow upon the world, and that is what makes you good. You're also hung like a mule. That is what makes you great.

[Fenstermaker]

Happy belated Birthday! Hope you had a great weekend.

- Jill

[DeWalt]

Fuck you. You need to stop telling girls that I'm gay.

[Crescent]

happy birthday sir. a little piece of me dies every day we are apart.

here I sit...broken hearted,
Crescent

[MikeJ]

Happy Birthday Jason,

I hope it was a good one.

Mike

PS I tell girls that DeWalt is gay, too!

[carebear]

Yeah, Shotts ! You are simply divine.

Carrie
=)

[Shotts]

Thanks, everybody. I'm 32 years old. Dammit.

You guys are all awesome. Except DeWalt.

[LoLo]

happy bday xoxoxox