View Full Version : Happy Birthday Jason Shotts!
06-04-2007, 04:49 PM
It was friday.
Get on the Happy Birthday Shotts bus.
You complete me.
even though you never post in my threads. I know you are looking down from above with approval. Happy Birthday.
everything I do, I do it for you-
06-04-2007, 05:08 PM
Celebrating another year of the excellence that you've come to expect from the name, Shotts!
Shotts; The Name You Trust!
Happy Birthday, man!
06-04-2007, 05:25 PM
"License and Registration Please.....
Mmm Hmmm. Mmmm hmmm.
So how many Michelobe Lights have you guys had tonight?"
06-04-2007, 06:05 PM
Happy Birthday, Shotts!
06-04-2007, 06:12 PM
You realize that you're all playing into his evil, evil hands, right? First it's happy birthday, then a "secret secial party" at an address you don't recognize, and before you know it you're wearing an ill-fitting purple jumpsuit and guarding an underground shark tank.
I have henched for the man, believe me. Lucky I made it out.
06-04-2007, 06:23 PM
Happy birthday, Shotts. You're an animal.
06-04-2007, 06:58 PM
Jason. Happy Birthday. You're such a dick, but I love you.
Which obviously means that I love dick.
Well, I guess I should start accepting that.
06-04-2007, 07:25 PM
Dear Jason Shotts,
Happy Birthday, my dear friend. Each day I board the el to work, I desperately hope to see you in my car, for if I do, I know that it will be a good day. Because you will be hungover and look like crap, and I will feel that much better about myself.
06-04-2007, 07:27 PM
happy birthday shotts!
i am secretly passing you a bottle of vodka in the back row...ssssh.
you are hilarious and awesome.
06-04-2007, 07:28 PM
Love you. You're fired.
06-04-2007, 07:50 PM
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06-04-2007, 07:54 PM
Hey dude happy birthday dude. I hope that you had a good time man.
06-04-2007, 07:55 PM
Shotts, you showed me the way to the improv greatness I will someday bestow upon the world, and that is what makes you good. You're also hung like a mule. That is what makes you great.
06-04-2007, 08:00 PM
Happy belated Birthday! Hope you had a great weekend.
06-04-2007, 08:37 PM
Fuck you. You need to stop telling girls that I'm gay.
06-04-2007, 08:41 PM
happy birthday sir. a little piece of me dies every day we are apart.
here I sit...broken hearted,
06-04-2007, 09:57 PM
Happy Birthday Jason,
I hope it was a good one.
PS I tell girls that DeWalt is gay, too!
06-05-2007, 10:43 PM
Yeah, Shotts ! You are simply divine.
06-05-2007, 11:24 PM
Thanks, everybody. I'm 32 years old. Dammit.
You guys are all awesome. Except DeWalt.
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